Money and mistresses

Economic uncertainties hits everybody. No prejudice. It hits factory operators to business tycoon alike . There is news from China that a rich bastard cannot afford to maintain his 4 mistresses anymore (he has a wife as well). So he decided to ‘rationalize’ or ‘consolidate’ his position.

So what did he do? He held a beauty contest naturally…LOL. In the end, hell hath no fury like a women scorned. A mistress that was eliminated in the first round drove them all over a cliff  in a car! No kidding…..he brought all women in ONE car! Champion lar. 🙂

Forget about how he made his fortune, that’s easy. Sooooo….how the hell did he juggle 5 women in his life?  That’s what I want to know. . Did he rotate them on weekdays – MON/TUE/WED/THU/FRI  and rest on SAT/SUN? Did he rent apartments closer together so that he can ‘do’ 2 houses in one night? (Less travelling I guess). Did he subscribe to Viagra monthly? How did he explain to his wife when he disappears on weekdays and only come back on weekends?

Don’t get me wrong, I am not going to emulate this guy. No point – you will be driven off the cliff literally!!!!!!! Unlike him, I value my life. 🙂