Erection as hard as cucumber?

Pfizer had a survey (Pfizer Better Sex Survey) worldwide to see how satisfied are people with their sex life. The objective is to:

The GBSS was commissioned to quantify levels of sexual
satisfaction whilst gaining a unique insight into the unmet sexual
needs and aspirations of couples throughout the world.

The survey result got page 3 in The Star today. It just shows that a survey such as this is more newsworthy than the crappy political situation we are having in our country. Go here to download the result if you must.

Coming back to the survey, according the experts, there are four level of hardness in erection;

Level 1 – Hardness ‘Like Tofu’

I was laughing at this. Scientist is comparing hardness to tofu! Must be some Asian in the group. If European were to do this, it might be like ‘butter at room temperature’

Level 2 – Hardness ‘Like peeled banana’

What’s this fetish Scientist have with food?

Level 3 – Hardness ‘Like unpeeled banana’

Ok, this is not bad. I am starting to understand it. Maybe level 1 should be ‘like mash banana’. At least it’s consistent.

Level 4 – Hardness ‘Like a cucumber’

Haha, you could knock a person unconscious with a cucumber. Ladies, this is a dangerous weapon!!! LOL

So ladies, go check your man’s hardness and see where he is. According to the survey, the harder it is the better. Hey, they said it, not me. ROFL!